Thursday, September 22, 2016

Chinese blog

I have always wondered about people wrote the blogs in Chinese. Usually 2 lines into the blog I fell asleep. I can never understand what is it like to be writing in Chinese. I have decided to give it a try today. Here goes nothing,

今天是一个风和日丽的一天,可我却他妈的感觉很无聊。所以我才想尝试写华文的部落格,要不然你们以为我真他妈的没事做吗?写到这里,我真是写不下去了。

你妈的!写个华文的部落格还真是挺麻烦的。你奶奶的,我不写了!到此为止!

Alright! That was my pathetic attempt at writing a Chinese blog. Not that my Chinese is not good. In fact, fyi, I excel in my language very well indeed. I just prefer to converse in English.

I feel like I can convey my feelings much better in English than in Chinese even though I had like a higher score in my Chinese than in English. That's weird now when I think back about it.

Anyway, I just did a very bo liao thing. I tried translating whatever I wrote in Chinese on Google Translate and this came out.

"Today is a sunny day, but I feel very fucking boring. So I just wanted to try to write the Chinese language blog, or else you think I fucking do it all right? I write to you, I really get stuck.

Your mother! Write the Chinese language blog really is very troublesome. Your grandmother, I do not write! So far!"

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's like so freaking funny though overall still quite accurate! Your mother! Ahahahahaha! Pardon me while I go laugh till my womb explodes in my uterus.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Homeless

The toilet upgrading works at home has already started. I packed the bags for Naomi and myself and fled to my sister's place overnight to seek refuge. I truly thank my sister and brother-in-law for their graciousness to accept us into their homes for the next 10 days so we can avoid suffering.

Some of you may think I'm exaggerating here but I bet you don't know the half of it, unless you had the same thing done to your home then yes, of course you will understand what I'm talking about and know exactly how I feel.

I think my house at this moment looks like a war zone that has been hit by a sandstorm. I feel sorry for the 4 brave souls that has decided to stay back to brave the storm despite how dirty it's gonna be. Let me applaud the 4 brave warriors that is my dad, mum, brother and SMBF.

It may seem like it's because I care about Naomi's sensitive and that she may have lots of nosebleeds again due to all the fine dust irritating her nose but actually it's just an excuse for me to escape.

NO!

If you think that about me, you are an incorrigible asshole. Though I really cannot imagine walking into that house right now and breathing in all the dust. Not to mention, we have to bath in the portable toilets downstairs! I shudder to think about having a bath in 1 of those toilets. It's like wearing someone else's undergarments. Eeeewwww!

I hope the 4 brave warriors will be fine staying there and that this horrible ordeal will be over soon for I know all of them will miss Naomi badly, especially my dad and SMBF.

More updates soon.


Thursday, August 18, 2016

Naomi's 3rd photoshoot

Naomi went for her 3rd photoshoot today.

I know I have yet to load her 2nd photoshoot photos which I will do so later. I will then load her 3rd photoshoot photos once they are sent to me.

Sorry for the delay. She looked so cute and adorable today. =)



Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Happy 62nd Birthday Daddy!

Happy Birthday to my beloved daddy! Wish you always stay healthy and happy! We love you!

So angry

Yo! Long time no see blog. Paiseh. A bit busy. Okay lah! I'm just lazy.

But see? I'm back. Only because I am extremely pissed off and I need to rant.

Problem is, I don't even know where to start and I don't want my current boss to potentially see my post before I can fire him.

Hmmmmm.. Take a deep breath and cool down. Chill babe chill.. I will try to blog more often if I'm not to busy reading on my kindle. A nicey nice present from SMBF. =)

I know this post is basically crap but I just felt like writing.

In this short span of time, I felt as though I have already pour out all my woes. Just that you guys can't see and read about it.

Deep breath and take a look at the cutest photo of Naomi you can find.


Awwwwww.. Ignoring the above fat face. I feel my anger subsiding by a little. I can't stand it when she makes faces like this. I so love my little angel. <3

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

CNY is over..

Chinese new year is finally over. Did everyone had a good chinese new year?

I was busy stressing over work during the period of cny therefore less updating of blog.

Sighz.. Life is tough seriously. Shall talk more about it in the next entry.

Have to work now.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Chinese New Year is coming!

Chinese New Year is approaching soon. Has everyone got their stuff ready?

As I grow older, I'm no longer that enthusiastic about CNY. To me, it's just another holiday.

Food is still a must to prepare so all that is ready. For clothing, I just chin cai bought a top to match with my jeans and I'm ready to go.

It's more about Naomi this days. She might be too young to know what is CNY all about but it's a good time for gathering among the relatives and friends.

I only enjoy the gambling portion. Hehe..

Anyway, it's the last day of work before CNY arrives. People who are in the sales line like me, chiong fast and bring more orders in to end the year with a Big Bang! Huat ar!

Sunday, January 24, 2016

I hate motion sensor light toilets!

Has anyone tried doing big business in a motion sensor light toilets before?

It's damn bloody irritating that when you are halfway thru your business when the lights go out on you covering you in total darkness.

It can be quite scary you know? Especially when you are all alone in it. Sudden total darkness surrounding you.

And it's not like the picture illustrated below where you just have to move your hands and lights come back. I don't understand which part of motion sensor it belongs to.


I kena a few times in such toilets. 1 of them is the toilets in Liang Court. Halfway through my big business, the lights went off.

Common sense tells me that I just have to move around abit with my hands as per picture above, it will activate the sensor and lights will come back again right?

BUT NO!!!!!!

No matter how I wave my hand, the lights will not come back! I even tried standing up, but still, the lights refuse to come back.

I was hoping someone would come into the toilet thus activating the lights back. It was really scary to be in total darkness where I can't even see my hands in front of me. Ghost stories that happen in the toilet flood my mind.

I had no choice but to open the door and wave my hand outside the door with some walking movement in order to activate the lights.

Can imagine if someone happens to walk in at that moment? How embarrassing it would be? I would probably bury my head in the toilet bowl if that happens.

Thus, I hate motion sensor light toilets!

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Everyone is sick

Naomi is still coughing though getting better.

She has now passed the virus to everyone in the family.

Mum has developed swollen eyes from the constant coughing. God bless her.

Dad is still fine for now. Been coughing a little here and there but nothing serious. Hopefully, his condition don't worsen.

SMBF is quite similar to dad. Coughing here and there with a bit of sore throat but nothing serious.

For me, I started having some throat pains last Friday. Went to see a doctor on Saturday afternoon and gotten some anti-biotics.

By Monday, my throat is no longer in pain but I started having itchy throat and coughing non-stop. Not to mention I'm also having my menses. Double the agony. (>.<)||

I hope everyone gets well soon. Weather is really bad.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Naomi is sick

My poor little angel has fallen sick once again.

It started from a cough then it lead to a flu and slowly fever.

After seeing a doctor, she refuses to take her medication except for the fever one cause the rest taste really awful to her.

She kept struggling while taking the medicine and spit it out spilling all over her clothes.

She has no appetite for food and kept sleeping the whole day.

Subsequently, she started to have constipation and had to use a lot of force to push it out while crying like mad.

Thank goodness I have my mum and SMBF to help me out else I would have gone crazy.

It really pains me to see her suffer like this. I hope she gets well soon.

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