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27th November 2006 21:55 hours was a tragic moment for Mr Fatso Tan Wen Wen & his worst nightmare.. His wife was in a total wreck.. Yes.. His wife, a Honda Civic got into a car accident.. It was a rainy night and the roads were slippery.. Luckily he managed to swerve her aside & only 1 side of her eyes was injured but badly injured.. Only a professional can help her now.. I think she need to do plastic surgery.. I almost thought she wouldn't survive..

Ok.. Enough story telling.. I know i made it sound very tragic but fatso's wife really met with an accident.. It's fate ba.. He did too many bad things le so now karma.. Ok la.. Just joking la.. I not so evil..

His car was his everything & at that moment i think his world came crashing down on him & his OC refuse to let him take leave the next day to settle his car & insist that he must go back to camp to do his SOC.. Pitiful? Yes.. Deserve my pity? NO! Serve him right.. He pretty well deserve it.. I know hi…
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Yesterday was a tiring day.. Went Sentosa with deardear, fatso kor, my sis & khai.. We wanted to get a tan but the weather was rather sucky.. Yes.. It rained halfway thru our card game.. Hid in a shelter & eat ice cream instead.. Anyway, before it started raining or before we even reached the beach, we took the sky ride from the insect kingdom down to the beach.. The scenery was absolutely beautiful.. I abit too lazy to write le so i shall let the photos do all the talking.. Haven't been posting much photos anyway.. Hee..
Sky Rides!

Khai, Gracie & Me!

Woohoo! I'm coming!

Say cheese!

On your mark.. Get Set.. Ready..

GO!

Hehe.. Here i am..

Quit staring at my breast!

So comfy..

Help! Hammock swallowing me..

Deardear & his stupid face..

The most blissful couple ard..

Apparently, fatso kor has defeat the purpose of sleeping in a hammock.. You are suppose to hang in mid air.. Obviously his buttock is already touching the ground.. He might as well just bury himself in the sand &a…
MAYDAY MAYDAY! No.. I ain't talking abt the band la.. It's really mayday.. Heavy storm coming up.. Pls take cover while you still can.. Get back to your house before you drown in the storm.. Everybody safe? Good.. Phew! End of year season.. Everday also raining.. Most of the bus stops actually flood with all the rain water.. Scary wor.. Yesterday's was 1 of the worse for this week.. The thunder & lightning totally freaked me out.. I wonder if the lightning actually hit the building cause there was a blackout in the office.. I was there all alone at the office lobby.. Not much light was shining thru the glass door as the the sky outside is very dark.. The only thing that was emiting light is the fish tank.. Suddenly those goldfishes look very eerie.. Alright! Stop here.. I'm freaking myself out by writing all this but it's true.. It really happened.. I'm not so free to tell some kind of story that doesn't exist at all.. Actually the goldfish look scary c…
Yesterday's rain was really heavy.. Everywhere was flooded.. Lucky i got company bus send me to Boon Lay.. Arbo i really will die.. On the way to Boon Lay, we went past a lorry with foreigner workers or in short is Bangladeshy la.. I was shocked with what came next.. A guy on the bus was saying "Wah! Where got people cover head like that?" I turned my head & look.. As it was raining, 1 of the bangladesh decide to just lup a small plastic bag over his head.. Was damn fucking funny.. He look alot like a prisoner ready to be hanged.. I couldn't keep my eyes off him.. Was giggling in 1 corner like crazy.. People on the bus were discussing that he should have at least poke 2 holes in the plastic bag for his eyes.. HAHAHA! I met deardear at JP (Jurong Point) go walk walk then we went home..

I hate people who doesn't keep their promise.. You don't promise already & don't do it somemore still got the cheek ask "I got promise you meh?" when people…
Today is my 1st day at my new job.. Woke up very early in the morning cause fatso kor sending deardear to camp then can send me to work also so must leave same time with deardear.. After sending deardear to camp, me & fatso kor went to eat breakfast at mac as there's still 2 more hours before i need to reach my office.. We went to Taman Jurong mac.. Either their equipment or their food is dirty cause after i finish my breakfast & go for a smoke, i start vomiting.. Fuck man.. Early morning kena this kind of shit.. Wtf? Lucky not food poisoning.. Arbo i sure sue them.. Not bad wor.. Sue mac leh.. I think i'll be the 1st & only liao.. Haha.. Will get famous de.. Wah! Compensation sure alot.. I know i think too much la.. Don't need you people to come & tell me la.. Kao..

1st of all, i would like thank all my friends who has been giving me support when i'm not working.. I would like to thank Lix for helping me keep a lookout for job opportunities though sad t…
Last night, we went to malaysia again.. This time with fatso kor, wilson, deardear & me only.. Fucking fatso kor made us wait like bunch of idiots for him.. Fucker! Always make us wait.. Go & die la.. Anyway, we just went in to eat, pump petrol & buy cigarettes.. BUT! It's deardear's 1st trip to malaysia.. 1st chop on his 1st passport.. Virgin trip.. Haha..

Today suppose to go swimming de but bee bee dua me again.. Fucking chee bye.. Why people ard me always like this de? Knn.. Give a better excuse la if don't know how to lie.. The moment she tell me she's going clubbing, i knew she wouldn't be able to wake up in time.. Why must lie? Better still, don't give any excuse at all.. Fucking hell make people piss off.. Where got people early 4am message say period come then cannot go de? It's so damn fucking obvious.. Even my sister as a slow thinker also know she's lying lor.. Mayb she more stupid than my sis.. I don't know man.. What did i do…
Ok.. I know i haven't been blogging in days.. It's always either i'm too busy or i'm just pure lazy.. I have no idea.. Anyway, last sunday morning, i went to Guang Ming Shan with my mum & aunties.. My sis & deardear came along too.. For those who don't know, Guang Ming Shan is a temple located at Ang Mo Kio.. We went to pay respects to my late grandfather.. He was cremated there & it's his death anniversary.. This is the 1st time deardear is seeing him.. It's been years since my grandfather passed away but i still miss him alot.. He's a great grandfather & i really wish he'll always be here with us.. It's a pity he can't see me getting married.. We had vegeterian meal at the canteen there after we finished paying respects to my grandfather.. The food.. "YUCKS!"

In the afternoon, we went to meet Jing Jing & Wilson then proceed to Vivo City to find Ginny.. Going to Vivo City was a fucking bad idea.. The people ther…
Cho bo lanz today.. Went over to my mum's place to watch scv.. Watch until 6pm plus then go home bath.. Met fatso kor (i've yet to forgive him), my sis & khai go IMM for dinner.. We went to HOSHI Japanese Restaurant & had TEPPANYAKI! Yum Yum! I haven't eaten teppanyaki for quite some time.. Today deardear take pay so go & eat.. I took photos of the food we ate but too lazy to download into my com plus i don't want people to start dripping salivas all over their keyboard.. Haha.. Ok ok.. I'm just fucking lazy.. Went for a spin ard Tuas area & Lim Chu Kang.. Fatso kor ham ji.. Don't dare go into the cemetry.. Bah! So be it.. Went home after that cause fatso kor going out to meet the "gal of his dream" aka "da BITCH!" My tamagotchi so cute.. 1 yr old le.. Hehe.. Ok la.. Want go play game le..
Today nvr go work again.. In fact, tomorrow also don't need go le.. My agent called them & tell them i'm not interested in that position plus they also found another person to take over me.. Now the only question is when i'm going to collect my 2 days pay? I went with deardear to collect his passport today.. Yeah! His 1st passport.. Now passport expensive sia.. $70 (if use nets) for 5 yrs nia.. Knn.. Wtf? Government too much.. We nvr ask for microchip in our passport what.. Why should we pay for it? Chee bye fuckers.. BLOOD SUCKERS! Somemore the passport number different from the ic lor.. We machiam like foreigners like that lor.. Wtf? Went to SP to ta pau chicken chop again.. Saw fatso kor there.. So coincidence hor.. Fated that i should torture him like i always do.. Went home for lunch then prepare to go for interview.. Initially on monday de but they urgently need people so i go today.. Heng arr.. Lucky i nvr go work.. Arbo i miss the chance for a full time job int…
Today don't feel like going to work so nvr go lor.. Im sick of this account thingy.. I have not a single knowledge abt it.. I was told that it's just only data entry so i decided to give it a try but the fact isn't like this.. I was told to do all sorts of thing but none of them is data entry.. Bullshit lor.. Like that bluff me.. I told the agent i work until end of this week i stop le.. Cannot take it anymore.. Anyway, another 2 more agents called me this week.. I'm going for another interview week monday for a recep cum admin position at Tuas.. Wish me luck!
My sister is going to be the death of me.. Told her that i have to leave home by 7.30am but at 7.30am, she's (going to my office for interview) still in the toilet bathing.. WTF? The journey to the my office will take at least an hour plus i still need to walk in a distance which will take ard another 10mins to reach.. At the rate she's going, i'll definitely be late for work.. Not that i really care since i'm just a temp staff but it's a personal discipline & habit to be punctual.. If i knew she's going to take such a long time, i could have slept abit longer.. Extra 5-10mins i also song(4).. End up i was 5mins late lor.. Knn.. Lucky my supervisor nvr say anything.. Today, the bus driver fierce sia.. Among so many bus driver i saw, this is the most unfriendly 1.. He shouted at almost every bus stop for people to move to the back.. That's how pathetic Singaporeans are.. Get shouted every morning.. He also horn at every possible moment.. I guess the bus …
Today is the 1st day i start my new temp job at a company called SUTL at Pasir Panjang.. Super lost man.. I know nuts abt accounts.. I just kept doing things that come along my way without knowing what i'm doing at all.. Tough morning for me.. It was only until after lunch then i start to understand what i'm suppose to do except that i don't know what my company deals with & the fact that the journey to work is a tad too far for me to take it.. Initially was just temp for 2 weeks but today they ask me if i can extend my stay there.. My agent said there's a possibility they'll extend my stay till end of the year.. Oh no! I don't wanna stay part time forever there.. The only part time i'll be doing is being a tai tai.. Been having problems with my blog.. Struggling with it for the past 2 days.. Apparently, my saturday post (the longest i've written so far) has been mysteriously disappearing from my blog.. Just what the fuck is wrong with blogspot? Pro…
I had a bad bad scare of my life last night.. Deardear & Wilson came home ard 11plus to fetch me go my mum's place cause they wanna play mahjong.. They waited for me while i bath.. As usual, i came out of the toilet with my towel wrapped ard me walking towards the room to change.. As i open the door & take a step into the room, a big, black thingy flew past my face.. I started screaming hysterically & jumping ard like a mad woman shouting for my hubby to come.. It was a big big flyable cockroach the size of 2 $1 coin joined together.. So fucking disgusting.. I hate cockroaches.. I fucking HATE cockroaches.. Especially those that can fly.. They are such a fucking disgusting pest.. Damnit! I need to hire a pest controller who can stay at my house full time so that at any time, he can kill all those pest for me except gentle insects like ants, moths & butterflies that do not actually do much harm to human.. I will pay him $5 for every insect he captures.. Muahahaha.. …
Yesterday was a rather eventful day for me.. The previous night, i said i couldn't sleep.. In the end, i did not sleep at all.. Deardear woke up & we went to his outdoor unit anniversary at Kallang River.. Was pretty fun watching his men there playing games & laughing like a bunch of hyenas when they see their preys cause why? The organizers arranged some bikini gals there to make the event more interesting so ya.. You know la.. Army guys ma.. Deprived of gals in the camp.. It was very hot out there lor though there was tentage to provide shelter & fans to cool people down.. The weather is so not cool lor.. I should have expected it so what was I thinking, wearing a BLACK polo tee there.. Damn! I can be so stupid at times.. Fuck You Goondo! Hahaha.. The emcees were pretty entertaining as well.. Make me laugh.. There was a dragon boat race which was pretty much the only interesting event that day apart from the food, the sabohs & the lucky draws.. Wanted to watch th…
I can't sleep so here i am writing my blog in hope that i can bore myself to sleep reading my own post.. Life sucks when you are out of job for a period of time.. You do nothing at home but wasting your life away.. It's good to take a break but not for too long.. You become rusty.. You think of sex everyday.. Everyday is the same.. Today was even worse.. Deardear went for his unit anniversary thus leaving me all alone at home with his MOTHER! I woke up in the afternoon & played online game the whole day till deardear comes back.. After dinner, i'm still playing game.. Really sucky.. Deardear wasn't too happy & fatso kor also scold me.. Why can't they understand the passion i have for games? There's nothing for me to do now except play games & all they expect me to do is act like 1 stupid idiot sit down there quietly & accompany them.. Wtf? The world is so unfair..
Hmmm.. Let's see.. Alright.. I haven't been blogging for a few days mainly due to the fact that nothing much has been happening in my life & i haven't been getting into any action so nothing much to write abt, therefore i decide to compile 3 days into 1 post.. Ahahaha.. So lame.. Anyway, monday morning i sent my mum to work then we proceed on to SIR building as Khai need to change a new passport & deardear need to do his 1st passport.. It's was simple.. Just fill up the form, pay, drop into the box for collection & you can collect your passport on friday if nothing goes wrong.. Fatso kor came along also.. After that, we send Khai to work & we went back to our house to collect something which i forget & fatso kor also need to take his car.. What i didn't know was that my mother-in-law had her friends at our house.. I was kind of shocked & what i was irritated abt was that when they saw me, they ask my mother-in-law "Ni de xi fu arr?"…